Beer Drinkers beware
Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a >recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones >in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer >consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones >(hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, >men turn into women. >
>To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each >within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the >test subjects: >
>1) Gained weight.
>2) Talked excessively without making sense.
>3) Became overly emotional.
>4) Couldn't drive.
>5) Failed to think rationally.
>6) Argued over nothing.
>7) Had to sit down while urinating.
>8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. >
>No further testing was considered necessary. >
Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a >recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones >in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer >consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones >(hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, >men turn into women. >
>To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each >within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the >test subjects: >
>1) Gained weight.
>2) Talked excessively without making sense.
>3) Became overly emotional.
>4) Couldn't drive.
>5) Failed to think rationally.
>6) Argued over nothing.
>7) Had to sit down while urinating.
>8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. >
>No further testing was considered necessary. >
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