Is it just me...
Or does anyone else have problems with running erands and getting things done?

1.)I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me.

2.)I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said, "If I told you it would defeat the purpose."

3.)So I called up Eagle Mtn. Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', the operator said 'Not you again'.

4.)I went to my doctor and asked him to give me something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.

5.)

To get back at the world, I started doin' my own thing...
1.)I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

2.)Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

3.)I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.

4.)I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

6.)Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

7.)Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Wayne. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Wayne.

Notice I didn't put in # 5? Damn I'm a rebel!
That was my day. How you guyz doin'?